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The phrase, "I've got a secret," means

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that someone has information that is not

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known to others and is intended to be

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kept hidden or shared only with a select

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few, which obviously implies that the

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information is of great value.

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I'm going to ask a question that is

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primarily aimed at my European

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listeners, those in the UK in

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particular.

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Let's say you were offered what many

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might consider to be the opportunity of

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a lifetime.

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You could relocate being given a fairly

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substantial cash bonus and guaranteed

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citizenship within 90 days, assuming

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you're not a homicidal maniac or

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unrepentant repeat felon to Australia.

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How's that sound, mate?

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Stew on that for a bit while visions of

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vitam sandwiches dance in your head.

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We'll get back to it in a bit. Now, the

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reason for this question is I am well

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aware of all the social and economic

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turmoil taking place not just in the UK,

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but as I said, several other cities

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throughout Europe as well.

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I don't want to go on endlessly about

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the many causes of all this

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socioeconomic

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as well as culture clash. I simply want

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to say this.

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Historically speaking, you have one of

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two choices. You can have some kind of

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bloody and violent social conflict or

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you can leave. It's that simple.

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Please don't try to suggest any more of

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that weak ass, woke ass compromising.

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Europe's been through 40 years of that

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plating bollocks that has gotten Europe

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and the UK in particular into the

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current social and economic nightmare

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you have to endure now and every day.

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Having said that,

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I'm not suggesting or advocating a

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bloody or violent social conflict.

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But this is not for any pacifist

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ideological reasons. I mean, you know,

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pacifism is an interesting subject, but

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in reality, it'll get you [ __ ]

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killed.

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It's for the sake of reason itself

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because the history of violent

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revolutions,

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regardless of how just and

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well-intentioned

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those that set those revolutions into

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motion, ended up being nightmares in

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themselves.

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The extremely bloody French Revolution

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being a perfect example of how the road

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to hell is paved with good intentions.

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Just a quick question. Just wondering if

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you had been thinking over that

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relocation to Australia proposal I

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mentioned earlier because I'm getting

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back to it very soon.

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So, speaking of good intentions, I don't

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want to insult your intelligence by

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giving you word for word instructions.

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So here's a very brief example from my

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personal life I hope will effectively

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illustrate the point.

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I once had relatives who I eventually

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came to know and eventually despised

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because they were users borish and

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uncoup.

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That was their good traits. I tried

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subtly and eventually not so subtly

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to get them out of my living space, my

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home. Sounding familiar?

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Then it finally came to me. I simply

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analyzed all the reasons they were

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sticking around. So I made the

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environment so horrible, so very

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unpleasant for them that they simply

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left. and most importantly perhaps they

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never even tried to be interlopers into

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my home and my life again. The simple

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fact is when the water becomes

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absolutely undrinkable

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and the environment so inhospitable,

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you won't have to engage in any

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violence. And you won't have to flee

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from your own town or your own city or

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your own damn country because they will.

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Now, back to the Australian relocation

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office. What did you think? Does it

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sound like something you might even

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remotely be interested in?

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Look, I know it was an extremely broad

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question. Much of your answer would

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certainly depend on several personal

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factors such as your age and stage of

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life, career, future plans, etc., etc.

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But I would seriously like to hear from

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you. So you can give me your thoughts

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and you can contact me anytime via my

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website contact link at the

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nestbansshow.com/aboutc

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contact.

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Just remember I'm not expecting or

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looking for any kind of serious

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analytical work on this. You're not

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signing a contract to buy the damn farm

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here. This is just meant to be a light,

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general, nonanalytical response. So,

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just relax and have some fun with it.

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Until next time, this is Ernest and

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that's all I've got

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for today.

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